It's Ruby Martini...with a Twist!

My cousin has a cute little pug that you can't help but adore...her name is "Ruby Martini with a Twist!" You gotta love it!

Actually, it looks more like a pig's tail to me! LOL! Okay now here is my joke for the day in honor of my blogger friend Wayne. Brace yourself now...Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?” "Ba dump bump!" I know, it's pretty lame, I willingly admit it...so maybe that is the real reason why the dog looks sooo depressed!

Tell a Joke Tuesday

My blogger friend Wayne created "Tell a Joke Tuesday." Now don't you think that's a fun way to start the week? After all, who doesn't love a good laugh?

So here's my joke for the week...Brace yourself now for some side splitting laughter! LOL

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. So he drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"

The Manager replied, "Which one? For we have the following...

'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes shopping' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95
AND then there's 'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00"

"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?," the father asked.

The store manager replied, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture and all of Ken's savings."

Honestly, I NEVER thought that it would work. I always thought that G.I. Joe was more of Barbie's type. "Ba dump bump!"